I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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