he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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