We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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