We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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