Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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