Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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