Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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