Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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