he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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