I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You need Xanax blowdarts
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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