spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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