Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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