Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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