yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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