1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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