Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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