dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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