We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
We left an ass print on the piano.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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