We're like a lot better than the average bears
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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