If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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