i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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