Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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