We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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