May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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