Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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