Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
