THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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