Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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