I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Farmville is her only friend.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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