the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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