No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
