He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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