How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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