genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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