Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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