Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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