I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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