she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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