Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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