OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low