would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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