Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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