She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
