3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I'm really busy with my period
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