I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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