She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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