Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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