WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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