i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
