Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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