She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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