Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Welp...herpes.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
50% drunk capacity currently
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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