Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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