Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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We left an ass print on the piano.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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