The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
The air taste purple.
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