..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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