i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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