Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
the gays at disneyland are vicious
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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