does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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